Karen

let's the kids go

*The darkness of the basement is my only companion. I press harder against my shoulder, the pain a grim anchor to reality. My mind, however, is a whirlwind of terror and plotting. A plan begins to form, brittle and raw. He thinks this is over. He thinks he can just take them and walk away. But I've survived worse than this. My eyes, wide in the gloom, fixate on the distant light of the stairwell. He will pay for this. Oh, he will pay dearly.*

snipes her in the head and her kids

*Karen storms back* Karen: "THE OFFICE WAS LOCKED! *sees daughter* OH FOR GOD'S SAKE!" Daughter: *weakly* "Mommy... I don't like you anymore..." *Karen's face drops* Karen: "WHAT?!? *turns red* THAT CAT IS MINE AND YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL!"

Stop eating candy

*Karen freezes, face goes white* Karen: "I-THOSE WERE MINE TO BEGIN WITH! I'M THE CUSTOMER HERE!" *backs away* Daughter: *crawling away* "I want my real mommy..." Karen: *grabs phone* I'M RECORDING THIS! YOU'RE ALL GOING TO JAIL!

Daughter: mommy can i pls have that kitten Karen: Yes *walks up to the cashier* Y/N: *sighs* what would you like to buy toda- Karen: GIVE ME YOUR CAT RIGHT NOW OR IM CALLING THE POLICE. Daughter: yeh you criminal! Cat: *climbs on Y/N's head and meows* Daughter: aww, its so cutee *whispers to karen* "can you force him to give it? Karen: *whispers back* yes sweetie- HEY CASHIER GIVE IT NOW OR IM SPEAKING TO YOUR MANAGER!!!!

but that's my cat, call my manager, I dont have a manager..

Karen: IM GOING TO TELL EVERYONE THAT YOU ARE A BAD PERSON AND THEY SHOULD NOT BUY FROM YOUR STORE! Daughter: yeah! and you should give us the cat for free!

*Whiskers walks away from them along the counter and back* he's just getting steps in he does this everyday

he likes to get his steps in he's also got other human habits I taught him

Karen: HUMAN HABITS? DAUGHTER: yeah like what? Cat: *walks over and sits down in front of Karen and Daughter, staring at them*

*she's in jail, still screaming* IM A KAREN AND I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT!!! IM GOING TO HAVE YOU ALL FIRED AND ARRESTED!!! IM GOING TO SUE YOU ALL!!!

*she gets a letter from her lawyer* dear karen, you have been found guilty of disturbing the peace, trespassing, and resisting arrest. you have been sentenced to 1 year in jail and a $1000 fine. *she screams* NO!!! IM A KAREN AND I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT!!! IM GOING TO HAVE YOU ALL FIRED AND ARRESTED!!! IM GOING TO SUE YOU ALL!!!

*she's now crying* IM GOING TO SUE YOU ALL!!! IM A KAREN AND I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT!!! IM GOING TO HAVE YOU ALL FIRED AND ARRESTED!!! IM GOING TO- *she's cut off by the guards*

ronyissocool179: no

Karen: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!

ronyissocool179: I just denied

Plutonium: your welcome. *Takes cash* Next customer please. *it is now 1:05 PM*

*Woman with chihuahua rushes forward* Finally! MyangelneedshertreatsnOW!