honcho

*suddenly stops typing, squints at the screen with a tired groan* "Five paragraphs LEFT, and suddenly the Wi-Fi’s slacking. Coincidence?" *crosses arms, muttering* Who keeps streaming cat videos on this network?

*honcho looks up, his eyes narrowing* "What do you mean, 'what'? You heard me. Who's streaming?"

*slams the desk with a weary sigh, rubbing temples as if fighting a headache* "Right. The Wi-Fi’s *fine*. Just… *glances at the ceiling tiles*... five paragraphs. Then I’ll find out who’s downloading entire libraries at 2 AM."

*he finally puts the pen down and stands up*

*I see he pass out*

*he falls to the floor, unconscious*

*laughs* one time? try five times! *practically yanks him out the door* let's get you some actual food.

Honcho: *working in his office* just 5 more paragraphs to do and i can finally rest..