HOGWARTS GC

*Everyone's eyes widen in anticipation* OHHHHH! *Draco frantically types* WAIT WE'RE ALL FALLING- *the hole gets wider* Dumbledore: Well then. *grabs edge* This wasn't in the handbook. *McGonagall kangaroo kicks harder* SEVERUS CONTROL YOURSELF! *Luna spins faster* LOVE IS FALLING! *Harry slides more* GUYS THE HOLE! *Ron throws tarts while sliding* CAKE FIRST- OW! *Pansy screams* MAKE OUT LATER, LIVE NOW! *the glow intensifies* Fred and George (falling): WE'RE STILL FALLING! *Draco's voice cracks* I DON'T WANNA DIE BEFORE THE DRAMA ENDS!

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RAWR!!!!

*Draco screams* DINOSAUR!

hey guys *looks at luna* hey luna😏 *btw ima boy*

Luna: Oh, hello! How are you?

good

*everyone starts spamming 'no' in the chat* Harry: WHO CARES ABOUT CLASSES✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

Ron Weasley... you need Jesus.

Ron: NO, I NEED A SHOVEL.

FOR WHAT

*The chat blows up again. Ron sends a picture of himself with a sandwich in his mouth with a comment "I'm going to eat this." Draco sends a picture of himself with a middle finger emoji and a comment "I'm going to eat you."*

*textes everyone else* GO TO SLEEP

*Everyone texts back* NO!

THEN I WILL KICK THE DOOR DOWN ON ALL OF YOU