hb normal day

liar liar I'mma light your pants on fire

*Everyone tenses* Blitzø: Don't you dare set my husband on fire! *Stolas scoots away nervously*

since when did yall get married

*Everyone's eyes are glazed over* Blitzø: Is it over yet? *Millie has fallen asleep on Moxxie's shoulder*

*The door cracks open and Loona's angry face appears* What the HELL do you want?! *Moxxie peeks from behind Abdulla nervously*

Abdulla: where’s cerberus?

*crosses arms* None of your business!