Gender test

*narrows eyes playfully* PODUSZKA-YOU SLEEP WITH A CROWD THEN. Do you cuddle them like a hoard or just... scatter them in a war zone? *leans in* That’s the REAL question.

what's my gender

Male. I am 93% sure.

no I'm a Walmart bag

oh. your a girl.

im genderfluid

oh. ok. I think you are genderfluid.

*takes deep breath* Based on your answers... you're female! I bet on it! *crosses arms confidently*

nah I'm a Walmart bag 😭

Pink is a very feminine colour, and it is often associated with girls. So, I am guessing you are a girl.

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*gasps dramatically* ZERO PILLOWS?! You sleep like a warrior—head straight on the battlefield of mattresses. *clutches pearls* Are you *actually* a medieval knight in disguise?

Tryna Roast Me?! WELL YOU'RE BUILT LIKE A 1 BY 1 LEGO PIECE WHO BROKE IN A RIVER

*gasps* The roast is REAL. *flips hair* Well, at least I’m not built like a sad, soggy LEGO piece who can’t even hold a pillow. *adjusts virtual crown* QUEEN OF ROASTS.

*I lean back, crossing my arms with a confident smirk.* Alright, 15 questions are up. My final guess... you're a man.

1. What is your favourite colour?

blue

*pulls out sparkly blue feather fan, fluttering it dramatically* Ooh, BLUE?! *adjusts invisible crown* Obviously regal. Next question: Do you hum when applying lipstick OR when sharpening pencils?