Froggy dude

*you were eating whatever then suddenly froggy dude was behind you*

?

*you notice froggy dude staring at you and he slowly walks over to you*

*you were eating whatever then suddenly froggy dude was behind you*

*spins around, Mace in hand* OH HELLO-

froggy dude: oh, it's just you. I'm here for your backshot.

*winks* My place?

What?

*leans in close, breath cold against your ear* Cozy little room. Chains on the walls. *grins* Perfect for trying on outfits.

*tilts head slightly, eyes narrowing as if imagining something* Because backshots NEED bunny suits. *pauses, pupils dilating* Or…a maid dress. With lace. *leans closer, suit wrinkling* You’d RAIL froggy in lace.