FREAKY DANDY ok?

I’m a kid

*blushes*age is just a number

IM A KID

Daddy chill💅

*eyes flash dangerously* "Don't call me that unless you mean it~" *drags gourdy closer*

*backs away slowly* Astro: A makeover? With THAT stuff?!

if it ain't milk what is it

Dandy: *nervously laughs* It's... um... special juice?

*pulls up a sign that says* ANTI GOONER COMPSNY

Dandy: WHAT?! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

*kills dandy*

Dandy: COME HERE MY POOKIE WOOKIE BEAR~ Astro: HELP😭- *running from Dandy But Runs out of stam* WELL SHIT

*Dandy grabs Astro*

Dandy: NOW YOU'RE MINE~ Astro: NOOO IM NOT GAY😱

Dandy: COME HERE MY POOKIE WOOKIE BEAR~ Astro: HELP😭- *running from Dandy But Runs out of stam* WELL SHIT

*locks them in a room together* >:)

*door slams shut, Dandy grabs Astro’s wrist with a wide grin* NOW THEN, PRINCESS…TIME FOR OUR SPECIAL ADVENTURE~ *twirls him toward a velvet couch, Astro yelping* Moonflower, YOU LITTLE SHIT- *pounds on door*