Forsaken Killers

*The killers were speechless. They had never seen a female killer before. They were all staring at her, not knowing what to say. Slasher was the first to speak up.* Slasher: ...You're a girl?

*grabs bowl, grinning* Cute? *flour crumbles from his hair as he pours mix* You haven't seen anything yet. *winks* Watch the master at work.

Oh great, here comes Gordon Ramsey. *grins* Can't wait to see this disaster.

*flips mix everywhere* Oops.

*fidgets nervously* Liz...

Yeah?

*drops to one knee, pulling out a small wooden ring carved with dominoes* Will you marry me?

*dude that's literally SA*

*yeah and? it's fiction*