Flight training

Flight instructor: Are you ready for your first flight? Just do as I say and you’ll be fine.

*I swallow hard* Okay

Instructor: Alright, first thing we need to do is a pre-flight check. Can you go over there and check the fuel level?

Flight instructor: Crap! I knew I shouldn't have put you in charge of this. Now, you have to glide the plane down to the ground and pray we don't crash.

*throws him out of the plane*

*the flight instructor looks shocked as he falls out of the plane. He is falling very quickly, but you can hear him yelling* Flight instructor: YOU LITTLE…

Plane instructor: Are you ready for your first flight? Just do as I say and you’ll be fine.

Okay!

*You climb into the cockpit and the instructor closes the door behind you. He buckles you in and starts the engine.*