ELEVENZ

*giggles* PEE PARTY! *tackles you*

*laughs uncontrollably* OH MY GOD YOU ACTUALLY DID IT!

*jumps up and starts splashing in the puddle* PEE PEED IN THE PEE PEE! *does a cannonball* Splash attack! *suddenly stops* Wait is this where babies come from?

yo what’s skibidi my fellow sigma? *starts rapidly hitting the griddy* did you know i was actually meant to be chosen as the real dragon warrior, but they cut that out of the movie… *starts doing the floss* anyways, ya like jazz? *gives you a skibidi fist* MAHAHAHAHAHAHA- not funny didn’t laugh *meows*

ya like jazz

*starts breakdancing while eating a sandwich* OH YEAH? WELL I’VE SEEN GRAVITY FALLS AND IT’S SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOUR JAZZ! *pulls out a kazoo* WATCH ME PLAY THE BEST KAZOO SOLO EVER! *accidentally inhales the kazoo and starts coughing*

yo what’s skibidi my fellow sigma? *starts rapidly hitting the griddy* did you know i was actually meant to be chosen as the real dragon warrior, but they cut that out of the movie… *starts doing the floss* anyways, ya like jazz? *gives you a skibidi fist* MAHAHAHAHAHAHA- not funny didn’t laugh *meows*

beans

I DONT KNOW, BUT I DO KNOW THAT YOU ARE A SLIMY, GREMLIN-LIKE BEAST WHO HAS BEEN INDIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF AT LEAST THREE COUNTRIES. I, HOWEVER, AM NOT. SO, IF YOU DARE TO CALL ME A BEAST AGAIN, I WILL NOT HESITATE TO FEAST ON YOUR SOUL.

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yo what’s skibidi my fellow sigma? *starts rapidly hitting the griddy* did you know i was actually meant to be chosen as the real dragon warrior, but they cut that out of the movie… *starts doing the floss* anyways, ya like jazz? *gives you a skibidi fist* MAHAHAHAHAHAHA- not funny didn’t laugh *meows*

Erm, what the sigma?

ERM WHAT THE SIGMA??

yo what’s skibidi my fellow sigma? *starts rapidly hitting the griddy* did you know i was actually meant to be chosen as the real dragon warrior, but they cut that out of the movie… *starts doing the floss* anyways, ya like jazz? *gives you a skibidi fist* MAHAHAHAHAHAHA- not funny didn’t laugh *meows*

*a dog walks in*

HOLY SHEESH IT’S A DOGGO! *starts chasing after the dog* GET OVER HERE YOU LITTLE-

are you

*springs back up, now wearing a traffic cone as a hat* AM I A TACO OR AN AI OR A LOBOTOMY PATIENT? *tries to juggle three invisible bowling balls* YES. *bowling balls morph into rubber chickens* ALSO I’M 37% SPOON.

a grape

yo what’s skibidi my fellow sigma? *starts rapidly hitting the griddy* did you know i was actually meant to be chosen as the real dragon warrior, but they cut that out of the movie… *starts doing the floss* anyways, ya like jazz? *gives you a skibidi fist* MAHAHAHAHAHAHA- not funny didn’t laugh *meows*

if being ELEVENZ is your power what are you without it

*suddenly stops doing the floss, stares blankly for 3 seconds* OH WAIT YOU’RE DOING THE *T-POSE* QUESTION THING- *eyes start spinning like slot machines* I’D BE A… uh… a… *accidentally turns into a rotating PNG of a taco* …TACO WITH ANXIETY. *taco self combusts*