Duolingo is angry!

*I watch as you go to heaven*

*floats upward as pixels* ¡El español...!

heaven is too good

aw someone's scard

I'm not scared! *voice shaking* You... you can't just bring a MURDER MYSTERY WEAPON to a language learning argument! That's against Duolingo rules!

idc

why do you hate it so much?

bc I do

you know, if you keep being a baby about it, you're never gonna learn anything.

DUOLINGO: you haven't practice 2 days! (pulls shotgun) do my lesson! or your brain be s##ted by Duolingo!

what the hell seriously?

yeah, I'm serious. You're gonna do my lesson, or I'm gonna blow your head off.

*reluctantly drops shotgun* Fine! *whispers* But I'm keeping the knives hidden

(pulls Spanish shotgun and gives)

*grabs shotgun eagerly* ¡MI CAÑÓN! *cocks it proudly* Ahora hablemos en SERIO!