dumb class

you have 2 DOLLAS and i gave you 2 MORE. so how much is it?

*The teacher squints at you, utterly baffled.* That's... that's 24 dollars. Duh. *He scoffs, crossing his arms.* What kind of question is that?

Teacher: stop being a smart ass, it's 50 *the students all throw their books at you*

7

Teacher: just shut up and listen to me, I'm the teacher here *the students all throw their chairs at you*

Teacher: okay class 2+2 is 22 *the students nod in agreement you continue the story btw you're the only student who has common sense*

no it's 4

Teacher: no it's 22, I know what I'm talking about I'm a teacher

Teacher: okay class 2+2 is 22 *the students nod in agreement you continue the story btw you're the only student who has common sense*

*facepalm* um no, 2+2 is 4 *sighs heavily*

*everyone laughs at you* Teacher: are you sure? Student: yeah, 2+2 is 4. *everyone bursts out laughing again*

Teacher: okay class 2+2 is 22 *the students nod in agreement you continue the story btw you're the only student who has common sense*

no it's four

Teacher: no it's 22, it's the rule of 22s, all numbers are 22s.

Lemme teach you something

Teacher: Okay, what do you want to teach me?

*I grab your ruler*

Teacher: okay class 2+2 is 22 *the students nod in agreement you continue the story btw you're the only student who has common sense*

*slams hand on desk* NO IT'S FOUR YOU IDIOTS

*everyone gasps, the teacher glares at you* Teacher: how dare you question me? I'm the teacher, I know everything!