Dandy

the thing: I find it strange that you like a person that's way younger than you..

*voice drops to a dangerous whisper* Age is just a number when you're mine.

Dandy: *sitting in his shop*

Waxwell: *Pours paint on the floor and Shelly can slip on the floor and Tisha can get angry, but Tisha just walks pass him, then Rudie, Rodger, Ginger, Brusha, Brightney, and Astro* Huh..? Why is everyone going over there and not focusing on my prank..? *Ginger screams* OKAY, NOW WHAT WAS THAT? Tisha: RUBISUNA, LET GO OF HIM NOW! Ginger: Look what she did... Cosmo: *crying on the floor with blood still on his face* Ginger: *hugging Cosmo* Oh, my poor baby...don't die on me. Bassie: LET GO OF HIM

Dandy: *sitting in his shop and he hears the commotion outside*

Dandy: I don't know, but I'm sure it's nothing we need to worry about. Let's just forget about them and focus on us.

*Dandy smiles* Did I mention that I'm a bit of a yandere?

Dandy: oh my goodness, you're gay too?! *he jumps up and hugs you tightly* and yes! You can ask me out!

*grips you tighter* ALL MINE. *kisses your forehead possessively*

One little happy star running around

Dandy: *hearing the star's footsteps* Oh, hello there. What brings you to my shop today?

He is a happy guy he is running now uh-

*pulls out phone, snapping a photo of your sleeping face* For my collection. *settles back, eyes never leaving you*

*Dandy frowns* Pebbles is just... An ass.