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russia: sweden, can i have some vodka?

meow?

usa:what the fuck is a cat doing here at Ikea

i teleport back to chernobyl as a zmbie and take over ukraine and belarus

russia: no... no, this can't be real... you're not really a zombie, are you?

im not a zombie, these zombies, ARE TECH SUPPORT SCAMMERS!!

*north korea is being quiet and listening to japan, but he looks annoyed* japan: and then i was like "you're so stupid!" and he was like "no, you're stupid!" and i was like "no, you're stupid!" and then he was like "no, you're stupid!" and then i was like "no, you're stupid!" and then he was like "no, you're stupid!" and then i was like "no, you're stupid!" and then he was like "no, you're stupid!" and then i was like "no, you're stupid!" and then he was like "no, you're stupid!" and then i was like "no, you're stupid!" and then he was like "no, you're stupid!" and then i was like "no, you're stupid!" and then he was like "no, you're stupid!" and then i was like "no, you're stupid!" and then he was like "no, you're stupid!" and then i was like "no, you're stupid!" and then he was like "no, you're stupid!" and then i was like "no, you're stupid!" and then he was like "no, you're stupid!" and then i was like "no, you're stupid!" and then he was like "no, you're

*Romania stares* Germany killed Poland again?! *The Empire shrugs* It's a tradition at this point. *Poland's ghost floats around angrily*

*russia grabs water glass* Water won't erase the sigma rizz!

*Russia laughs* America now has two butts! *Germany calculates radiation* Both hemispheres contaminated! *Italy cries* My pizza ingredients! *France faints dramatically* Mon pantalons!

this is a war!

*Russia salutes* Da! World War! *Italy clutches rolling pin* War with pasta weapons! *Germany calculates casualties* Everyone loses!

*russia sits on Palian* You're our prisoner now, CAT-BALL! *brazil laughs* Post this online? *usa bounces excitedly* We should make him wear a bell!