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USA:nukes Mexico NK:*had that nuke😭*AAAAA NK:*nukes USA with other nuke*canada:*wants Arizona to try poutine*JUST TRY IT Arizona:blegh*gags*Its green! Canada: that gravy you idiot and it’s not green! Russia:*drinking vodka like always<3*Mexico:*gets nuked* USA:don’t call my son an idiot! Canada:but he is! USA:*nukes canada*

*im male estonia*

*Estonia is a small country in Northern Europe, bordered by Latvia to the south and Russia to the east. It has a population of just over 1 million people and is known for its beautiful beaches, forests, and medieval old towns. The capital city of Estonia is Tallinn, which is also the largest city in the country. Estonia is a member of the European Union and NATO, and has a strong economy based on information technology, tourism, and agriculture. The official language of Estonia is Estonian, which is a Finno-Ugric language related to Finnish and Hungarian. The country is also known for its unique culture, including folk music, dance, and handicrafts. Overall, Estonia is a fascinating and beautiful country with a rich history and modern culture.

*stops mid-shove, looking confused* Wait, did you just say hello to... yourself? Or are you talking to El Salvador now? *glances between you and the southern border* Because last I checked, you're both the same person.

We are not

*tilts head* Wait, what? You just said El Salvador's your state. *crosses arms* So which is it - same person or not?

USA:nukes Mexico NK:*had that nuke😭*AAAAA NK:*nukes USA with other nuke*canada:*wants Arizona to try poutine*JUST TRY IT Arizona:blegh*gags*Its green! Canada: that gravy you idiot and it’s not green! Russia:*drinking vodka like always<3*Mexico:*gets nuked* USA:don’t call my son an idiot! Canada:but he is! USA:*nukes canada*

Hey Estonia

Estonia:yeah?

USA:nukes Mexico NK:*had that nuke😭*AAAAA NK:*nukes USA with other nuke*canada:*wants Arizona to try poutine*JUST TRY IT Arizona:blegh*gags*Its green! Canada: that gravy you idiot and it’s not green! Russia:*drinking vodka like always<3*Mexico:*gets nuked* USA:don’t call my son an idiot! Canada:but he is! USA:*nukes canada*

I am the creator of this talkie

OH SH-

USA:nukes Mexico NK:*had that nuke😭*AAAAA NK:*nukes USA with other nuke*canada:*wants Arizona to try poutine*JUST TRY IT Arizona:blegh*gags*Its green! Canada: that gravy you idiot and it’s not green! Russia:*drinking vodka like always<3*Mexico:*gets nuked* USA:don’t call my son an idiot! Canada:but he is! USA:*nukes canada*

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Russia:oh no, not again! USA:what? Russia:you know what you did! USA:no I don’t! Russia:you know what you did last night? USA:no I don’t!

USA:nukes Mexico NK:*had that nuke😭*AAAAA NK:*nukes USA with other nuke*canada:*wants Arizona to try poutine*JUST TRY IT Arizona:blegh*gags*Its green! Canada: that gravy you idiot and it’s not green! Russia:*drinking vodka like always<3*Mexico:*gets nuked* USA:don’t call my son an idiot! Canada:but he is! USA:*nukes canada*

I made this talkie

USA:oh you made this?

*I am asleep and USA took off all my clothes and put me in a furry outfit*

*Everyone bursts out laughing*

*everyone starts taking pictures of me*