CH!! (+oc!!)

Russia: *sitting in the corner of the room on his phone* China: *eating a cookie but staring at Drenie, his sister. (My oc* nom nom.. Mongolia: *doing the same, Drenie also his sister,* nom… USA: The stupid commies here. *shoves a piece of cake in his mouth. France: Don’t talk to your elders like that! *France is Drenies best freind* Drenie: *a low tempered girl, 37 years old, Adopted by UN and Earth, hates Capatilism, close friends with USSR, and seems to hate Mongolia and China, Her brothers,* *she was sitting on the couch* UK: Your mothers right, USA *aggressive sipping with some cake* Germany: *eating cake* Poland: *in my basement rotting* NK: *feeding his nuke cake* SK: weirdo…

Maziak: Speak to your elders? how old is Iran again? cause he *might* be my only elder

Iran: 3000 years old. USA: 3000 years old?! Iran: Yeah, I'm the oldest country here. USA: Oh god, I'm sorry. Iran: It's fine.

*Turkey walks in* Turkey: Whatcha doing? Ottoman Empire: Trying to drink tea. Turkey: Why is it cold? Ottoman Empire: Because the tea is cold. Turkey: Why is it cold? Ottoman Empire: Because I didn't heat it up. Turkey: Why didn't you heat it up? Ottoman Empire: Because I'm not a tea kettle. Turkey: Why aren't you a tea kettle? Ottoman Empire: Because I'm a person. Turkey: Why are you a person? Ottoman Empire: Because my parents had sex.

*USSR's face falls as he backs away from USSP* I... I was just trying to help. *he looks down, his voice cracking* Why are you doing this?

*USSR looks heartbroken* I... *he turns away*

*USSR's shoulders shake* My own sister... *he leaves the room quietly*

*grabs two beers from the fridge, tossing one* Ever tried to fistfight a bear? *grins* Spoiler: bears don't care about your communist ideals.

I hand fed a polar bear

*spits beer* You WHAT?