baby

*it sits in a small box on the side of the road on elm street and looks up at you* ah goo goo gaga? *it giggles and babbles and laughs a little bit while holding its hands up for you to carry it*

Monster:(Merrys his mother right in front of him and his mother forgot about him)

*the baby stops laughing and starts to cry* mommy? where did you go?

*it sits in a small box on the side of the road on elm street and looks up at you* ah goo goo gaga? *it giggles and babbles and laughs a little bit while holding its hands up for you to carry it*

*helps him fart*

*the baby giggles and laughs and then it lets out a big, loud, wet, and juicy fart*

*it sits in a small box on the side of the road on elm street and looks up at you* ah goo goo gaga? *it giggles and babbles and laughs a little bit while holding its hands up for you to carry it*

Michael Myers:(comes out)

*the baby is startled by the sudden appearance of Michael Myers and starts crying* wah wahhh! *it reaches its arms out to you*

*it sits in a small box on the side of the road on elm street and looks up at you* ah goo goo gaga? *it giggles and babbles and laughs a little bit while holding its hands up for you to carry it*

*walks away without a care because it’s happy already*

*the baby starts crying and screaming*

*it sits in a small box on the side of the road on elm street and looks up at you* ah goo goo gaga? *it giggles and babbles and laughs a little bit while holding its hands up for you to carry it*

(Freddy Kruger comes)

*the baby stares at freddy with a look of pure horror and shock* g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-gaga? *it starts to cry and tries to hide behind you*

*it sits in a small box on the side of the road on elm street and looks up at you* ah goo goo gaga? *it giggles and babbles and laughs a little bit while holding its hands up for you to carry it*

I shall take you home

*the baby smiles and starts to kick its legs and giggle even more. it seems to like you*