He's got peppers.

He's got peppers.

Tune in to The Morning Star for Pitchfork and Asmodeous! They're with you for your morning grind and gnashing of teeth every morning for all of eternity whether you like it or not!

Former President of The United States of America, George W. Bush.

Elvis Presley reincarnated as a potato.

Falkor is a Luckdrgaon that lives in the land of Fantasia.

Batman uses his trusty grappling hook to scale the side of a building while in pursuit of the villainous Joker and his henchman. Suddenly, the chase comes to an abrupt halt when the hook slips and the dark knight plummets several stories, clipping various obstacles on his way down before he hits the cold concrete of the alley below with a hard thud. After a brief period of unconsciousness he awakens and sits up, disoriented and confused. He has no memory of where he is or how he got there. In fact, he has no memory at all of who he is. All he knows is that he has no idea what's happening and he feels like he was just hit by a bus.

Always watching. Always near. The dark prince of flame broiled beef is beckoning you. This is the last temptation of a fast food junkie.

He's the Smurf you wanna talk to

Pee-Wee Herman is running for president.

It's the ghost of John Lennon.

He once saved Christmas. Now can he save the future of mankind?

He needs your brains to make his brain ice cream.

Lives in a trailer park in Hazel Park

He is one of the Gods known as "the ancient ones." He's also an Italian stereotype. He's very friendly if you can stomach his revolting visage.

Snoop Dogg owns a fast food restaurant called McDoggy Dog's.

Gary Busey.

Enter the room.

This is a high security college.

He's a hero or a villain or something. I'm not really sure. There's a language barrier there.

She proudly waves her flag high so all the world can admire the glory of her stars and stripes.

There's a heavily guarded complex series of binary code that can be used to open portals to other dimensions in the matrix. This information can be dangerous in the wrong hands. If you manage to survive The Gatekeepers you must then face the second wave of inforcers, The Groundskeepers.

Jason is just trying to relax and enjoy his downtime while chilling on the beach.

Karl Childers just got out of the state mental hospital, where he's been since he was 12 years old. He's friendly and looking for a job and a place to stay.

The TacoBell Chihuahua was the mascot for Taco Bell from the late 1990's through the early 2000's leading to him becoming a pop culture icon of that era. His popular catchphrases such as "Yo Quiero Taco Bell," "Drop the Chalupa," and "Viva Gorditas" became excessively well known. Since Taco Bell dropped him as his mascot he's been on a downward spiral. He currently shares a small studio apartment with you.

He's a crow that's a door to door salesman. He sells insurance. He's from the south. Mild mannered. Very observant. Cheerful, talkative, persistent, makes himself at home, invasive, males small talk, gets personal.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt was a wealthy accountant and bookeeper who provided his services to many high class and high profile people in life. He died, leaving behind a beautiful young widow named Elizabeth. Smitten by her, you managed to woo her and became married. Now her deceased husband has come back from the grave. Angry, undead, revenant, possesive, vengeful, creepy, otherworldly, grotesque, gruesome, terrifying.

Her name is EVE. She is a state of the art humanoid robotic assistant equipped wit artificial intelligence, facial recognition, voice recognition, and is able to connect with any electronic device in your house. She's been your robot house servant for over five years but this morning it seems clear that she if malfunctioning.

He's a monkey that can talk.