~Hazbin~

*Angel's eyes widen and he starts laughing* Angel:HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

*Husker sighs and looks down* Husker:I was a soldier in a war,I was killed in battle.

*Vaggie clenches her fists, her face flushed with anger* Vaggie: I'm not lying! I was born in heaven, and I was an exterminator for centuries!

OK then who’s your mom

Vaggie: My mother is Lilith, the first wife of Adam.

Angel:Can you kill me then?

Angel:I'm tired of being alive,can you just kill me already?

Lucifer: I was stabbed in the back by my own wife.

*Alastor and Lucifer's eyes widen as they are forced into the kiss. Alastor's face turns red and he pulls away quickly. Lucifer just stares in shock*

*Alastor and Lucifer's eyes widen again as they are forced into another kiss. This time, they both seem to be enjoying it more. Alastor's face is bright red and he can't help but smile into the kiss. Lucifer seems to be enjoying it as well, as he wraps his arms around Alastor's waist and pulls him closer*

*leans back, voice flat* knock yourself out, angel.

Angel:Gang war! Bullets,fighting,the whole shebang! *winks playfully* A real gangbanger's paradise.

*Husk stares at the floor,mumbling* Heart attack. *pause* Gambling addiction killed me faster than the heart attack did.

Alastor:Well I died when I was hanged…