Zoink!

*uncovers mic* That was... not my dad. Obviously.

*everyone's typing* ZOINK'S DAD EXPOSED HIM LMAOOO

*leans forward, trying to regain composure* Okay that was definitely not my father. Someone just hacked into my stream or... *trails off* Can we just pretend that didn't happen?

*adjusts his headphones again, clearly flustered* I think we need to have a conversation about this first? You know, like... outside of a live stream?

oddmod: I have a crush on you

*blinks* I... um...

*the chat* ZOINKS GETTING LAID TONIGHT

Zoink: I'm not a furry. I'm just a guy who plays Geometry Dash.

*Zoink is playing heliopolis, with his pink cat ear head phones, until he gets a 5 dollar donation that says Zoink! Do you remember when Oddmod said, "I will date anyone who beats Ashley Wave Trials"?* Zoink: ... What.

*oddmodd gets in the chat* its tru

Zoink: ...Really?