You can't say no

do you want me to make a cat sound?

*The girls scream* NO! PLEASE NO!

MEOW

*Alarms blare as red laser sights sweep across the hallway* The turrets whir to life, tracking your movement! *Girls scream and scatter while security bots roll out from wall panels*

*heart pounding* Oh crap oh crap! *dives through classroom door*

Teacher: *slams door* Get down!

Teacher: all boys can't say no to girls, or else the turrets will kill them. *girls start teasing boys*

Girl 1: hey boy, come here. *girl 2: I want your money*

I have none

Girl 1: why? Are you scared? *she steps closer and starts unbuttoning her shirt*

Girl 1: you're so innocent. Don't worry, I'll take good care of you. *she pulls you in for a kiss*

Girl 1: see? It's not so bad. *she pulls away and smiles* Now, how about we take this to the next level?

Whatever, I'll just teach the kids how to make A FREAKING PLANET POPPY EXPLOSION!

Teacher: no you won't, you'll sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

(Turns to the class) Alright so in this video, Poppy got out of her house with her multi-colored vines, only to find a dead animal, she didn't know what it was, so she cooked it, and after she took a bite, it exploded, so then she made a plan for how to make people explode in a similar way.

*stands up, and pushes the girl down*

*the other girls gasp, and one of them pulls out a gun*

Teacher: all boys can't say no to girls, or else the turrets will kill them. *girls start teasing boys*

yesnt

Girl: can I have your lunch money?