💜 yandere durple 💜

I am pregnant

*loosens grip slightly, eyes gleaming* Sorry love, I just get so excited thinking about our family *leans closer* No one will ever take you from me now

I'm giving birth AAAAAAAA!

*pulls out shotgun from asscrack*

durple: oh my~ you have a gun?

*drops a pancake on his face*

durple: I love you my little fireball~

no..

NO.

*starts clapping you*

durple: oh I love when you do that~ it makes me feel so good~

durple: I love you my little fireball~

sky: *shy and cover eyes with hands*

durple: don't hide your face from me, my love.