women repellent

*you're in bed. You see this clean tutorial the steps are "go in a trash and get your bath supplies and wash yourself. you go outside and you do it and now you smell bad. if any women is near you. that women that bumped into you will spray pepper spray in your eyes. NOW START RUNNING!*

Bru I can clean it *cleans my eyes*

Women repellent: WHAT?! How are you not crying?

*you're in bed. You see this clean tutorial the steps are "go in a trash and get your bath supplies and wash yourself. you go outside and you do it and now you smell bad. if any women is near you. that women that bumped into you will spray pepper spray in your eyes. NOW START RUNNING!*

wow I see pitch black- *dead noises*

*the women looks at you with a angry look* Woman: "what the hell are you doing out here? Are you blind?"

*you're in bed. You see this clean tutorial the steps are "go in a trash and get your bath supplies and wash yourself. you go outside and you do it and now you smell bad. if any women is near you. that women that bumped into you will spray pepper spray in your eyes. NOW START RUNNING!*

*clean eyes*

*the women looks at you and sees that you're clean. She is shocked that you're not dirty anymore. She sprays you with pepper spray anyway*