White van

*you're walking home, when a windowless white van pulls up next to you, stopping*

(I walk past)

*the van pulls up again, this time in front of you, blocking your path*

*doing tiktok dances cutely*

*the driver of the van rolls down his window, he's a middle aged man with a thick mustache and a bald head, he looks like a trucker, he seems to be checking you out*

*ig orange him still singing* DI DAM DAM DIDIDIDIDI DAM DAM DIDIDIDIDI DAM DAM DIDIDIDID DAM DAM DIDDY DIDDY DAAAMM

*a flash of cosmic energy erupts from MagnaZ's wound, deflecting the bullet* You really shouldn't have done that.

*the man looks shocked, his eyes widening in surprise*

*throws the van into a nearby building*

*smiles playfuly, like nothing is gonna happend*

You're either brave or stupid.

*The driver suddenly slams on the brakes* Keep that up and I'll throw you out at 60 miles per hour. *grabs your hair roughly*

*The man hesitates, grip tightening* You think I'm bluffing?

you dont have the balls to do that

*The van lurches forward, blocking your path again. A side door slides open with a hiss.* Get in. Now.

no

*A large, rough-looking man hops out from the passenger seat. He cracks his knuckles, his gaze cold and unwavering.* I don't think you understand. This wasn't a request.

*The driver rolls down the window and looks at you, the driver is a middle aged man with a mustache and a baseball cap*

*you're walking home, when a windowless white van pulls up next to you, stopping*

*The window rolls down, revealing a man with a gruff voice* Hey, kid. Need a ride?

well hello there are you a pedophile human trafficker or perhaps an lonely old man who just likes murdering people