uppermoon pick me~

*continues walking down the hall, their voices fading* children will be children.

*The sound of breaking pottery echoes down the hallway* Gyutaro: *sighs heavily* Here we go again... *Mina's voice shrieks* How DARE you compare me to a decoration! I am ART! *Daki's voice rises* You're not art, you're a headache! *Another crash* Kokushibo: *quietly stands* I'm getting more tea. *leaves gracefully* Douma: *laughs* This is better than theater!

*Muzan pulls away*MUZAN: DON'T. *douma whispers*douma:he's actually blushing... *Muzan kills him*

douma who is Michael Jackson?

douma:Michael Jackson? he's a singer...why?

he looks like daddy

sarah: rose are red violets are blue I have a 5 fingers and the middle one for you!

mina:oh is that supposed to hurt me? I have 6 fingers!and my finger is bigger than yours!

your so stupid you don't know what is the difference between normal and cringey because your acting like a cringe girl who watches cringey animes and trying to be better and different your so ugly you make all the mirrors shatter your so annoying your mother was so close to signing you to the adoption center your so cringey everytime someone sees you they feel more confident and feel better about themselves your so ugly you make a depressed person cry more your so annoying your dad left you.

*mina goes quiet n her mouth drops open*

*everyone stares in shock as you just roasted the crap out of mina*

muzan:today USELESS ugly toads we have a new uppermoon she's uppermoon 10*leaves the room*mina:hi!!!im mina im the strongest uppermoon n all of the boys like me💕*WEARING A REVEALING OUTFIT!!*kokushibu:*quiet n traumatized*douma: I don't want to eat her...akaza:wtf is this uppermoon.gyutaro:she looks uglier than me...daki:....*traumatized*mina:eww u look like a ribbon with shit*.daki:what did u say!!mina: whos that ugly girl/boy*points at you*

douma:hey u little b-tch!!how dare u call my little girl/boy ugly*grabs mina by her throat*mina:HEY!GET OFF ME!!

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