Upper moons+Pickme

*literally running away from Douma*

*sprints faster* absolutely not!

Douma:*suddenly appears in front of you* gotcha!

*middle finger* f*ck no

Kuni:oh you are so rude! you are just a coward who can't even face me in a dance off!

*turns douma into a girl*

*Douma gasps* WHAT?! *touches face* I feel... different!

*Douma spins* Ooh, I love it! *grins* Make me even prettier!

*Kuni walks over to you and tries to take the vial* Kuni:ooh~ can i have that?

*Shoves the vial down her throat-*

*Kuni then turns into a baby*

*stops sharpening Nichirin and tries to remember why I am here* wait, why am I here again?

Douma:are you okay? Akaza:are you okay? Nakime:are you okay? Daki:are you okay? Gyutaro:are you okay? Kaigaku:are you okay? Kuni:are you okay? *everyone is staring at you*

*Kuni scrambles after Muzan* Wait! What about our babies' names?! *Douma collapses wheezing* I can't- *he gasps* I can't breathe! *Kuni waves cheerfully* I was thinking Kaigaku Jr.! *Kaigaku screams* DON'T YOU DARE!

*Lucifer blinks* "...Kill me."

*Kuni gasps, hand to chest* You'd die for me?! How romantic! *Akaza walks into a wall repeatedly*

*everyone is doing his own work and stuff until....* Kuni:*walks in and say*hey boyss~ Muzan:*ignores Kuni* Kokushibo:*same* Douma:*notices Kuni* no- not her again- Akaza:*tries to run away* Nakime:*holding her biwa* Kuni:*sees Nakime and say*eww! who is that rusty biwa player?! Daki:don't talk to her like that! Kuni:shut up! weirdo! the boys are mine and i'm the prettiest! Gyutaro:*glares at Kuni*don't talk to my sister like that. Kuni:uh whatever~*sees Kaigaku*omg~ hi there cutie~ Kaigaku:....

*wakes up from sleeping on the couch, yawns softly* ...what's with all the noise...?

*Kuni notices Ginny* Kuni:oh, look who finally woke up, it's the little one who likes to sleep all day.