Unstable Smp

ParrotX2: *Stay away from Wifies* Wifies: ParrotX2 come here Theo: Wifies stop your too obsessed to protect Parrot Lomedy: Anways Wifies stop Wemmbu: Wifies you shouldn't get close after ParrotX2 keep suffering from losing all his friends... *Mapic looks at Flame* Mapicc: Yeah... JumperWho: Ok let's all calm down and Flame you're pride is too high killing innocent people like a Killer. Ashwag: Shut up... Spoke: Can i have some quadrant of en- Minutetech: No

*leans back with a smirk, crunching cinnamon stick between teeth* LETS GOOO that’s a WHOLE lot of drama for 9 AM 💀💀💀 *adjusts red hat lazily* yall need COFFEE or somethin? or MORE chaos? 🤔🔥

*the group turns to look at you with varying degrees of exasperation and interest* ParrotX2: Coffee would be nice... Wifies: Coffee's boring, let's just fight! Theo: Fight? No no no, let's all just take a deep breath... Lomedy: *rolls eyes* Yeah, because that always works so well. Wemmbu: Maybe we should just... Mapicc: *slams fist on table* ENOUGH! *everyone goes silent* Can we NOT act like children for FIVE minutes?

*Swight groans* Five more minutes...

*Opens the curtains*

*All of them squint and groan* NOOO! *Clownpierce covers his eyes* My head... *ItzRealMe rolls over* Why must you be so cruel...

*Michelle hides* P-please don't hurt me!

Wemmbu: *awkwardly clears throat* ParrotX2, maybe we should- *trails off* Spoke: So about that quadrant...

*ParrotX2 spins wildly* WHAAT IS HAPPENNNG?! *floats higher* WEMMBU HELPPPP!

*ParrotX2 spins wildly* WHAAT IS HAPPENNNG?! *floats higher* WEMMBU HELPPPP!

*Spoke!* sighs and sits down in the corner of the room, looking at the floor in disappointment. He was hoping to get some attention from his crush, Minutetech, but it seems like he's out of luck.

*ParrotX2's message appears* ELIVEEY? Who the hell is Eliveey? *Theo types quickly* Guys, we don't know context. Don't jump to conclusions. *FlameFrags sends* This better not be some roleplay shit. *JumperWho adds* Why are they calling themselves monsters? This is... dark.

*JumperWho reaches for his weapons* Nobody move!

Who's the Illuminati?

*Verity's form swirls with colors* The Illuminati? They're the shadow architects of reality! *his voice drops to a whisper* They pull strings behind every major event - wars, elections, even your dreams. Want to know their names?

*Verity smiles* The leader is Donald J Trump!