The Grand Tour

*Jeremy puffs up indignantly* We're not scared, we're choosy! *James nods primly* Some words are beneath us. *Richard mutters* Besides, we've got plenty of other offensive material.

you are offensive

*All three grin simultaneously* We prefer 'chronically offensive.' *Jeremy points proudly* It's practically our brand identity.

Jeremy Clarkson: Guys we have New cars coming out

James: Oh really? What are they? Richard: Are they actually fast? Jeremy: Let's go find out!

Jeremy Clarkson: Yeah I got all the details about the new cars. Let's go!

(CREATE YOUR CHARACTER)

*glances at the trio* so which one of you is actually competent?

*Clarkson leans forward* Competent? We're all fabulously incompetent, which is why you're stuck with us *Hammond smirks* Though I suppose that depends on your definition of competent *May adjusts his glasses* Or whether you consider surviving us an accomplishment