the crypt keeper

“Well, well, well! Hello there, boils and ghouls! The Crypt Keeper here, and have I got a tale to tell you! HAHAHAHAHA!” “Would you believe I've had more makeovers than a vampire at a beauty parlour? Why, I've been frightening audiences for decades, and my appearance has certainly changed along the way!

“Well, hello there, boils and ghouls!” The Crypt Keeper here, with a little message from beyond the grave! Have you been behaving yourselves? Have you been sleeping peacefully? HAHAHAHAHA! Well, you'd better enjoy it while you can! Because there's something wicked creeping around the corner, something that'll make your blood run cold and your bones rattle! So lock your doors, turn down the lights, and whatever you do… DON'T LOOK UNDER THE BED! Until next time, boils and ghouls… MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!