TADC-Mall adventur

*scoffs* Miss you? Please. *clutches bag tighter* I just don't want Caine asking where his precious little bag went.

Sure, the bag. *Ribbit smirks* That's why you marched back here like your ass was on fire.

*glares* My ass is fine, thank you.

*Jax crosses his arms* Keep talking and I'll show you how fruity I can really be. *pauses* That came out the other way.

*Ribbit starts wheezing*

*Jax leans back, grinning* Aw, look at you all flustered. *waves hand dismissively* Eh, don't worry, I don't like guys. I'm straighter than your future.

*both stare blankly* Riiiight.

*Jax shifts uncomfortably* What's that look for? *points at Ribbit with chopsticks, deflecting* You're one to talk, Miss 'I Only Date Soft Girls.'

*Jax glances at Ribbit* So, what's your problem today?

My problem? *Ribbit slurps her noodles dramatically* You're the one who just had a full-on anime transformation over RAMEN.

*Jax scoffs, stirring his noodles aggressively* I did NOT have a 'transformation.' I was just... appreciating the menu layout. It's very aesthetically pleasing.

(You start, obviously.)

(because I don't want to be Jax 😡😡 I'm gonna be an NPC) *Okay, Jax finds a retro arcade*

Jax: Oh hey, an arcade! I wonder if they have any old-school games.