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*eyes go wide* you better not press that one

*He smirks and presses the button*

*eyes widen in horror* OH MY GOD-

*You were sitting on a couch a little bit away from the humans ~taking a nap~ recharging after all the shenanigans. Just then Jax came running in* Jax: "Hey guys look what I found~" *he held up a remote* Zooble: "What is that" Jax: "It's a remote silly. I found it in Caine's office!" Ragatha: "JAX! You know Caine doesn't like it when you go into his office-" Jax: "Shush doll face" Kinger: "What does the remote do Jax?" Jax: "Glad you asked Mad man. It's a remote for the AI."

*wakes up* OH *cenored* OFF THAT REMOTE U *cenored* BUNNY

Jax: "Oh? What's wrong? Are you scared of the remote?" Zooble: "Yeah! What is it gonna do? Make us all dance?"

*Caine snaps* JAJAXJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

*Caine's voice box glitches* I AM THE DANCING QUEEN! *dances even more wildly*

*Zolgee shrugs* Yeah, drama queen.

*The scene opens on Adventure Time, a vibrant, candy-colored land. Finn the Human and Jake the Dog are standing on a hill, looking down at a massive, gooey pit that's appeared in the middle of the Candy Kingdom. Finn has his arms crossed, a deeply unenthusiastic look on his face.* Let me guess. Another one of your dumb ideas? *Jake sighs, looking down at the pit.* Nope. This one just... materialized. *Finn frowns.* And that's supposed to make me feel better?

I mean, I didn't really consent to you touching me...

*He pulls back slightly* And?