T-34-85

(i use my sword)

(I dodge your attack and I grab your arm)

what the hell

yo mama MEHEHEHEHE

yo mama is so fat, she can't fit in the t-34-85 tank

yo mama so lazy, her blood said "5 more minutes"

M1 Abram’s

you mean the one that can't move as fast as me?

that doesn't mean it can beat me in a fight

name a better tank then me

*I pull out a 24 carrot gold platted desert eagle loaded with 45 caliber armor piercing and explosive rounds, enough to take down a tank or plane with one shot*

you know what, i take it back. you win.

oh yeah? what about the tiger tank?

that one too

but the tiger tank has a bigger gun and more armor than me

name a better tank then me

M1-Abrams 💀