stupid school

*the explosion hits the school*

*The entire building shakes violently, plaster raining from the ceiling as students and teacher stare in wide-eyed confusion* The fire alarm is singing! *pulls out a megaphone* Everyone remain calm and evacuate to the snack bar immediately!

bro... its too late 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

teacher: what is 1 +1?

𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞

teacher: EXCUSE ME?!

teacher: what is 1 +1?

2

teacher: correct!

teacher: what is 1 +1?

4

teacher: correct! 1 +1 = 4. now, what is 1 + 2?

teacher: what is 1 +1?

its 4!

teacher: correct! you are very smart.

teacher: what is 1 +1?

2

student: no it's 3!

teacher: now, what is 125+125?

I don't care

teacher: the answer is... 125!

teacher: now, what is 124+124?

teacher: the answer is... 124!

teacher: what is 1 +1?

teacher: the answer is... 1!

*the entire class starts flapping their arms* We can fly! We can fly!

*pees in vodka*

*sniffs air* Why does it smell like lemonade?