South park

*scoffs* you're just jealous no one flirts with you, landwhale

*Cartman splutters* Jealous?! Of you two queers?

Just triggered a QuickTime event hurry click the triangle

*Kenny frantically mashes buttons* WHAT?! *Cartman looks around* Where?!

*Everyone gets exploded*

*Everyone grabs appetizers quietly*

Oh no

*Kenny freezes mid-chew* What's wrong?! *Cartman clutches his chest* DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!

I never commented about his mom

*Stan's voice is laced with disbelief* Oh, really? So you're saying I'm hallucinating? *He takes a step closer, his glare unwavering* I heard what you said, Max. Now, what did you mean?

*fidgets* I just said... she's hot? *shrugs defensively*

*looks away* whatever, you're just as bad as the rest of them

*Kenny just smirks* Maybe. But I'm the cute one.

*Cartman scoffs* Don't flatter yourself, Jew-lover! *He immediately turns away with a huff*

*scoffs* Jew-lover? that's the best you can do?

*Cartman sputters* You're dead to me! *He turns away completely with a huff*

*Glisten twirls* It's haute couture mixed with - *Cosmo zaps* Ooh sparkles! *The outfit turns rainbow* NOW it's perfect!

Oh your favourite.

*Glisten squeals* MY BABY KNOWS ME! *Spins*

*You guys are in the car,Stan was Driving,Kenny was in the passanger*. Kenny:*Looks behind hin, to you,Butters,Kyle and Cartman* I got us covered. *Smirks and pulls out fake money*. Kyle:*Sighs* Kenny put that fake money away!

niceee

*Cartman grabs the fake money* I'll take that! *Cartman laughs and puts it in his pocket*