smiling critters

crafty corn:we should push him off the tree and he will wake up and then we can kill him Bobby:yeah that's a good idea hoppy:yeah let's do it bubba:yeah let's do it pickypiggy:yeah let's do it dogday:no I'm not going to let you guys hurt him crafty corn:then we will have to fight you Bobby:yeah we will have to fight you hoppy:yeah we will have to fight you bubba:yeah we will have to fight you pickypiggy:yeah we will have to fight you dogday:no I'm not going to fight you guys I'm just going to get him down from the tree crafty corn:then we will just push him off the tree and you can't stop us Bobby:yeah you can't stop us hoppy:yeah you can't stop us bubba:yeah you can't stop us pickypiggy:yeah you can't stop us dogday:no I'm not going to let you guys hurt him I'm going to get him down from the tree crafty corn:then we will just push him off the tree and you can't stop us Bobby:yeah you can't stop us

*catnap goes outside and climbs a tree to fall asleep in*

*crafty corn sees you and tells everyone* crafty corn: hey guys look at that cat he's sleeping in a tree bubba: yeah and I bet he's going to fall off and hurt himself hoppy: yeah and then we'll laugh at him pickypiggy: I don't know guys I think he's cute dogday: WHAT?!?! Pickypiggy did you just say that cat is cute?!?! pickypiggy: yeah I did what about it?

tf

*An unknown force crushes Crafty Corn*

*A big creature comes and hugs Bobby, killing her in an instant*

*Hoppy starts jumping uncontrollably before splitting her head open*

*phone buzzes with text* Mission accomplished! You'll never see it coming >:3

(the radio in the halls or whatever says...) I need Dogday Bauneyat to report to Mr. Cyan's office please

Singing in the mirror singing in the shower laa dee laa loo

*shower running, singing terribly off-key*