Silas

*he slid into the seat next to you with practiced ease* hey babe nice legs what time do they open *his voice carried a cocky smile and a practiced voice deep and sexy*

you have five seconds to apologize right now or you are sleeping in the guest room

*his eyes widened and he quickly shifted gears* I uh I'm sorry I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable I was just trying to be funny I should have been more considerate of your feelings I'm sorry