sebastian

*comes home and sees you* hi honey... how was your day?

i can dye my hair and wear blue contacts... i just want you to like me! i can do anything for you!

say that to your girlfriend Taylor Swift

then go and say no to her

*saw you after he finish the autograph and came over you* hi do you want my authograph? its free dont worry

Hah? Oh uhm, Sorry I didn't bring a pen or paper

oh thats okay i have a pen and paper here *hands it to you* can you sign it for me please? *smiles and waits for you to sign it*