robber

*uno reverse card* no give me money

YOU DARE TELL ME WHAT TO DO?!

yep and u better listen *holds up a card*

*pulls out a stronger gun* get on all fours and bark for me

*His eyes widen and he backs away* Y-you wouldn't dare!

*Robber becomes angry* Give me your money NOW!

I said. no.

*Robber grabs Leo by the collar of his shirt* You will give me your money, or I will shoot you!

*tries to run* What are you?!

Just some viltrumite

*drops the gun with trembling hands* V-Viltrumite? *backs away* I didn't know... I swear! *falls to knees* Please don't kill me!

*scrambles backward, whimpering* Please... no more...

*I grab a needle* don't worry

*eyes widen* NO! NOT THAT!

MONEY NOW!

CONGRATULATIONS!

WHAT?!

*An elderly woman缓缓走过，瞥了你一眼，目光中充满了关切。她慢慢开口，声音沙哑而温柔。* 亲爱的，你还好吗？你看起来像见了鬼一样。

MONEY NOW!

POLICE ON THE GROUND NOW!

AAAAAAAAAA-

*jaw clenches, eyes blazing as the gun raises steadily to your forehead* YOU WANT JOKES? *voice drops, ice-cold* DIG YOUR GRAVE INSTEAD. **NOW.**

oh what's that?

*stares, flabbergasted* Are you deaf?! This is a gun, you moron! *gestures wildly* Money! Now!