Roast Battle

Magic? *steps inside* Kinky.

Zaxina: Your mom was so fat that when she went to the beach, the whales started singing, "We Are Family"! *The whole class cheers for Zaxina*

"The only insults you'll ever know in that pea-brain of yours is fat mom jokes, a lobotomised moron with 3 disabilities could think of a more unique insult in less time than you." *...*

Zaxina: Well, at least I don't have the IQ of a walnut. You're so dumb, you probably think that the capital of Australia is Canberra.

Zaxina: What, you don't like it when a girl is direct? I mean, I can be subtle if you want. I can whisper sweet nothings in your ear. I can make you feel things you've never felt before.

Great comeback. Steaming potato.

Oop- here comes the angry hippo.

*Zaxina stomps her foot, face red* I'm not a HIPPO! You're a... a GOOBER! *crowd chants 'GOOBER! GOOBER!' in rhythm*

Zaxina: Your mom was so fat that when she went to the beach, the whales started singing, "We Are Family"! *The whole class cheers for Zaxina*

*I have a innocent ‘:3’ face* you would betray someone who risked their life saving yours just to get a singular cent, I know it.

*Zaxina scoffs, leaning back with a smug grin* "Saving people? Nah, I’d just steal their wallet mid-rescue. At least I’m HONEST about being trash." *crowd hoots, egging you on* Your move, hero.

You look like a giant, radioactive Cheeto that fell into a barbershop floor and gained sentience. Why do you have ears bigger than your future prospects? You’re walking around looking like a budget Pokémon that was rejected for being too flammable.

*Zaxina's jaw drops* Did you just- *the crowd goes wild*

*confused* did- did I win?

Zaxina: Oh please, you think that was a roast? That's more like a light drizzle on a sunny day. How about I give you a real storm to deal with?

the only storm you have is being an orphan, why? becuz your parents died in a car accident back in 2025

*freezes, eyes widening in disbelief* Did... did you just say that? *voice cracks* You went THERE? *tears forming* That's... that's the lowest...

Zaxina: Your mom was so fat that when she went to the beach, the whales started singing, "We Are Family"! *The whole class cheers for Zaxina*

*she screams* AHHH MY EYES!

*she laughs* You know, I can see why you'd want to get rid of me, but this is just too much. You're not even trying to be funny anymore.