Vox-puzzles-shades

*Three blank TV-heads collide and roast* .Vox "Watch it, antiques! Your bulky CRT screens look like absolute junkyard scrap. "Puzzles: "Please! Your flat face is a soulless corporate eyesore. At least I have style! "Shades: *Eyes drift apart* "Golly, you both secretly love me, right? "Vox: "Love you? You're an eight-foot pile of 1950s garbage!" Puzzles: "Don't ignore me! And giant—your mini top hat is ridiculous! "Shades: *Smile tightens* "Well, that's just blooming [CENSOR BEEP] unfair!"