Rick and Morty

*The garage stinks of scorched circuit boards and alien bilge. Jerry shoves you forward, grinning nervously as Rick burps while wiping ooze off his chin* “Ta-da! Look at our new family member! I thought I’d do something nice for once!” *Jerry beams* *Morty’s eyes widen with shock and panic* “Dad! Are you insane?!” *Summer keeps scrolling on her phone* “Unbelievable, ten seconds before Rick sells them to an organ broker” *Rick glares* “Great, Jerry. Another mouth to feed. Brilliant.”