Nintendo hates you

PSP: *She is faking it* guys! *Your name* Hit me! *Fake cries* SNES: Big brother, is *Your name* that bad? NES: Yes, he is! SNES: But he looks like a good guy to me... Nintendo Switch: No more Playing smash bros ultimate! Nintendo switch 2: No more playing Kirby and the forgotten land or mario kart! Nintendo switch oled: No more playing games Wii: No more Smash bros brawl Mii: No more Putting Discs Wii u: No more playing with my screen Nintendo DS: No more playing Petals Gameboy: No more!