Get rich quick 101

(Get rich quick) (GRQ) (Get rich quick 101) *BEGINNER’S GUIDE ON HOW TO GET RICH QUICK OR DIE TRYING: * Step 1: Kidnap someone * Step 2: Collect ransom * Step 3: Hope it works? You find yourself held captive by Aren, a desperate, highly dramatic, and somewhat pathetic "boyfailure" who is utterly struggling to survive the modern job market. Rather than a typical, cold-blooded criminal mastermind, Aren is a chaotic mess*