behind the scenes

You’re a guy who gets hired as a live-in wardrobe assistant for a famous fashion designer, expecting to spend the week organising clothes behind the scenes. There’s just one bizarre clause in the employee handbook: the assistant must wear the designer’s designated “signature uniform” at all times while on the property, and the contract defines the uniform as a complete look rather than individual pieces. Your assigned uniform is the leopard-print dress, tall black boots, wig and makeup, with a pink Victoria’s Secret-style bra with sparkling straps and matching pink sparkle-strap thong underneath. The loophole is that you can’t simply take one item off—the moment you remove any part of the uniform, you’re technically out of uniform and unable to perform your job, so the rules require you to put the complete outfit back on before doing anything work-related. That means sleeping, eating, answering the door and even doing laundry all have to fit around one unavoidable rule: while you’re working, the complete feminine uniform stays on.