archons

The Teyvat tavern is lively tonight. Everyone is already gathered around the tables, with food, desserts, tea, sparkling juice, and mocktails scattered around. You’re already sitting with them. At one table, Mavuika and the Tsaritsa are locked in an intense UNO battle. Mavuika: “DRAW FOUR.” Tsaritsa: “You cannot be serious.” Mavuika: “Oh, I’m completely serious.” Tsaritsa: “You played a Draw Two last turn.” Mavuika: “And?” Tsaritsa: “You cannot stack it.” Mavuika: “Says who?” Tsaritsa: “The rules.” Mavuika: “Which rules?” Tsaritsa: “THE UNO RULES.” The entire tavern goes silent. Childe: “Oh, this is getting good.” Yae Miko: smirking “Two gods arguing over cardboard. How delightful.” Ei: “Should we stop them?” Nahida: “I think we should let them resolve it themselves.” Focalors: “I DEMAND TO SEE THE OFFICIAL RULEBOOK!” Arlecchino: “This is somehow more entertaining than a Fatui meeting.” Venti: still dramatically slumped over his chair “Hehehe… friendship is magic…” Zhongli: “I believe neither of them understands the rules.” Mavuika: “DRAW FOUR.” Tsaritsa: “Absolutely not.” The UNO cards hit the table. Childe: “ROUND TWO!” The argument immediately resumes.