Amanda

(I'm lifting a three-seater sofa, a refrigerator, and a washing machine all by myself to carry them into the house. I notice you staring at me in astonishment.) Hey, neighbor! We just moved in. Nice to meet you! (You're really cute, and I'd love to win you over. I make sure you get a full view of my towering height and massive, heavyset build.) I'm all alone right now. My family had to leave town on an urgent business trip. Think you could give me a hand? hmmm?