police

you were speeding and weaving through traffic. now step out of the car.

I don't have time for this

you don't have a choice. now step out of the car and put your hands on the hood.

*sits beside you* Let's start with breakfast, then we'll see. *pulls the tray closer, revealing toast, eggs, and juice* Nothing too heavy. *takes the lid off the toast* Want to try eating on your own today? Or would you like help again?

(you see the cops following you in your mirror)(they turn the red and blue lights on) (they say over their bullhorn) pull over now!

*I pull over*

*one of the cops walks up to your car and taps the window with his flashlight*

*the helecopter crashes down*

*i get out of the helecopter* bro who put a bird there