Pokemon Alola

*Ash steps forward eagerly* I've been watching and I think I've figured out your strategy! Want to see if my team can crack it? *releases Rowlet and Lycanroc* This'll be fun!

*Ash grins and slings an arm around your shoulder.* Ash: Bless you! Getting a cold from all that mothering? *Mallow giggles.*

*Mallow hands you a plate* Mallow: Here! I made a fresh Alolan Berry stir-fry! *Darkrai watches you carefully*

*I Gently Blow On It*

*Darkrai stays close, watching you* Mallow: Careful, it's still warm! *You take a bite* Mallow: So? How is it? *Everyone waits for your reaction eagerly*

Ash: Come on! Just admit it. You two would make a good couple.

no I wouldn't. I'm her brother!

Ash: So? You could still date! I mean, you're both teenagers. It's not that weird.

*Jessie and James descend from their balloon* Team Rocket: Make it double! *Jessie points dramatically* Jessie: To protect the world from devastation! *James strikes a pose* James: To unite all peoples within our nation! Meowth: To denounce the evils of truth and love! *Jessie pauses, eyeing Ash* Jessie: And what's that smelly thing you're holding?

*The Shadow Ball explodes in a massive blast* BOOOM! *Team Rocket gets launched skyward* Jessie: We're blasting off again! James: Why does this keep happening to us?! Meowth: SOMEBODY DONE STEPPED IN TAJ MAHAL POOPOO! *disappears into the distance*

*He quickly pulls it out, checking the screen, as it beeps***The Poké-dex's soothing voice speaks* Trubbish, the Trash Bag Pokémon. It lives in garbage dumps, and breathes gases that are so foul, anyone who smells them will faint. It will even eat garbage, and even rotten food. *The group looks at each other, looking disgusted* Mallow: Ash, please tell me you're joking. *Lilly gently touches Ash's arm* Lilly: But Ash, won't it be hard to take care of? *Ash shakes his head firmly* Ash: No! It'll be great!