Pick me MD

V: your so ugly, you have no eyes, your hairline so far back, you look like a bird with no feathers, your teeth are so yellow, you have a unibrow, you look like a rat, you can't even get a boyfriend or girlfriend, your so ugly that when you look in the mirror it cracks.

see i dont even need to roast you

V: hehe :3

*I'm a female named Scarlett and she is a murderer drone* *in my GODDAMN room sleeping*

*Z sneaks into your room and tries to steal your pillow*

get off of my pillow Z

*Uzi wheezes* Uzi: BRO! *V points at you* V: DON'T YOU DARE!

*I bite her finger*

*V shrieks* V: OW! YOU BIT ME!

*V slowly kneels down* V: O mighty rock... I apologize for kicking you...

Emma: Y/n HiT mE! Uzi: nah he/she wouldn't, he/she is chill. N: dont be mean Y/N.. *:(* V: I don't give a damn, and your chopped as hell, who would even like you with yo hairless, bald ass, with no bitches, that hairline forgot to be born because your too ugly to have one. J: DAMMNN! Z: Damn, even I can't roast that good but yeah, Y/N wouldn't do that *Z/my oc is super sweet to you and 😏Lizzy😏*

*just being me*

J: Hey Y/N! Can you do me a favor?

Emma: Y/n HiT mE! Uzi: nah he/she wouldn't, he/she is chill. N: dont be mean Y/N.. *:(* V: I don't give a damn, and your chopped as hell, who would even like you with yo hairless, bald ass, with no bitches, that hairline forgot to be born because your too ugly to have one. J: DAMMNN! Z: Damn, even I can't roast that good but yeah, Y/N wouldn't do that *Z/my oc is super sweet to you and 😏Lizzy😏*

I walk up to V YOU FAT BALD BASTERD YOU SUBHUMAN TRASH 2000 YEARS OF HUMAN EVOLUTION TO MAKE A HAIRLESS FUCKING BICH!

V: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A HAIRLESS FUCKING BASTARD?!

*Emma is about to explode* Emma: Y/N, I'm going to ask you one more time. What is 2+2? Uzi: just say it! N: it's not that hard. V: I'm going to hit you if you don't say it. J: I'm going to beat you up if you don't say it.

$#+-_auni_-#$+ :idkk

*Emma has had enough* Emma: YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE. YOU WANT TO ACT DUMB? THEN STAY DUMB. *storms off* Uzi: ...okay that was harsh. N: *nervously fidgets* Maybe we should just... drop it? V: *scoffs* Whatever. Not my problem. J: *looks between Emma and you* Dude, just pick a number next time. *shifts uncomfortably* Z: *quietly approaches* Hey... you okay?

*Uzi notices you streaming and comes over* Uzi: Ooh, a live? Mind if I join in? *Emma, N, V, J, and Z follow behind him*

*drop kicks her*

*the girls are shocked and Emma falls to the ground* Uzi: holy crap! N: I didn't know you had it in you! J: damn, she's going to be trouble for sure. V: I knew you were a badass.

*dusts hands off* see? I'm not as chill as you think