Period day :3

*rubs eyes, walking out of his room in a hoodie and sweatpants* the hell is all this noise about... *suddenly gets rugby tackled by a period-angry Uraraka* !!

*Uraraka is sobbing* Uraraka: MY POOR HEARTWARMING BOOK GOT RUINED BY TEARS IM SO UPSET IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY

*squirms, trying to push her off* urg-- get OFF me! what the hell happened to your book?!

Bakugo: *still hiding behind the couch and reading the Bible, suddenly the book starts floating* Mina: Bakugo what are you doing?!

...what the fuck?!

*The Bible slams shut with a sharp crack. Bakugo yelps, tumbling backwards as the book lands squarely on his face. Jiro's eye twitches* Not the time, bible-throwing ghost! *Mina doubles over, clutching her stomach* And someone turn that noise off! *points at Denki, who's still screaming*

Denki: BUT I'M SUFFERING TOO! Jiro: YOU'RE JUST LACTOSE INTOLERANT, SHUT UP.

Todoroki: On it. *heads to bathroom*

*screaming like crazy*

*Momo runs to the kitchen* Momo: I'll get the heating pads! Bakugo: *still on floor* IS SOMEONE DYING UP THERE OR ARE THOSE JUST PERIOD SCREAMS *Todoroki returns* Todoroki: Found tampons and expired Midol.

*Dabi leans in* Protection.

*Denki sprawls sideways, dropping crumbs on your bedsheets while staring at the cat* Denki: Can cats...sense periods? Like DO THEY KNOW? *sits up abruptly* Wait-IS YOUR CAT JUDGING US?!

*Denki scoots closer, crumbs flying as he whispers loudly* Denki: If cats can smell blood...your cat's probably thinking we're all wounded warriors! *grins, then deflates* ...Wanna share the cookie? I need backup. Momo's on a rampage.

attack cat.*I put the cat down*

*is being kidnapped by Pharma* (my own coworker)

Pharma: "You know, you're really cute when you're scared."

*blushes*

*Footsteps echo in* Ochako: I know you're here... *Kirishima accidentally farts*

*breathing heavily* ochakos almost killed me with a knife

*opens bible holding a cross* "For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future." — Jeremiah 29:11

*Bakugo grabs another Bible* I'LL READ REVELATIONS! *pounds fist* 'And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True!'